Ants have ears

Last night after FHE we had chocolate dipped icecream bars. Apparently some of the chocolate dripped onto the floor because when I went downstairs to lock up, there were tiny little ants walking along the baseboards. I got our liquid ant baits, cut the strip and placed it by the back door. This morning after breakfast Evan and Ethan were squatting down looking at all the ants and asking what that "thing" was next to them.

Me: I put that there to get rid of the ants.

Evan: How?

Me: They climb into that hole, take the liquid home, and then everyone eats it and dies.

Evan: Shouldn't you whisper so the ants can't hear you say that?

Me: HAHAHAHAHA! You are so cute. Do you think the ants understand me?

Evan: (head nod) Yeeesss??

Ethan: Evan, they don't speak human!